REPORT
FROM THE FIELD
By Eric Scotmeister Fleiglehaus |
Greetings
from Kualakurun! You probably don't even know where Kualakurun
is, but that doesn't matter since I do, and I'm here. So sit
back in your favorite chair, kick off your shoes, grab a Guinness
and
enjoy, because this is my.....Report from the Field. |
I
arrived here on Thursday at the Kualakurun Primate Reserve deep
in the throbbing heart of the dense and mangrove-choked swamp forests
of the myseriously-shaped Southeast Asian island of Borneo, and
I've been hard at work writing my Report from the Field
ever since. It took me longer than I expected to get here
because my car was accidentally dropped overboard while it was being
offloaded from the ship in Balikpapan, and by the time it was raised
from the shallow waters of the bay, the engine was in pretty bad
shape. Then someone ran a red light and hit me, proving once
again that nothing in life is easy!
When I finally got to Kualakurun,
the tall and lanky Dutchman Piet Mons Apeldoorn was waiting for
me on his shaded verandah sipping a cool oilberry beer, Borneo's
national drink, and he whistled for some of his assistants to help
me get my suitcases into the guest cottage, after which he promised
to tell me about his new discoveries concerning the tarsiid species
T. reclusia, previously thought to be extinct. But
I had caught him at a rather bad time and he had to catch up on
some back issues of the Borneo Bulletin, so I politely excused
myself and slipped quietly off to bed.
Friday and Saturday were Bornean
national holidays, so all the assistants went home to their native
villages and camp actiivities were suspended. I managed to
drag a confortable lounge chair out under a rattan nut tree and
while swatting at mosquitos worked busily on my Report.
I could hear great horned gibbons screaming in the distance
while nearer at hand a large, reddish, ofttimes surly and obsiguous
orangutan broke trees. On Sunday I napped all day in the hot
Bornean sunlight while Piet worked on my car. The assistants returned
just in time for the obligatory farewell party, during which we
ate a delicious boiled fish and monitor lizard stew. Piet
thanked me for coming, the assistants sang traditional Bornean dirges,
and I read excerpts from some of my articles. After a ritual
exchange of gifts, I was able to get my car started and was off
to file my Report.
That's about it for this issue.
Kualakurun isn't such a mystery anymore, is it? Anyway,
next time I'll adjust my brakes and clean my windshield, and try
to make it all the way to the Chudleigh-Lilydale Royal Tasmanian
Primatological Observatory to interview Drs. Mawbanna Waddamana
and Basil Smith. So until then, I'll just say So long. |
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