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THE NOOZ
WILL NOT BE SILENT! |
Wouldn't
you know that the mercenary scumbags from the Ralph A. Bennett Teasdale Corp. would try to use the occasion of our latest misfortune, namely the swinging around without warning of the hot 1250° hydrogen laser spotlight in the Nooz offices and the severe burning of several people, to bring us down, to lay us low, to cut the very legs out from under us? Can we help it if it's so dry in East Borneo that the merest 1250° beam would start a fire there? After all, we were just trying to illuminate the world's third largest island for our new Spotlight on the World feature. Is it our fault if the ghost of Sir Horton Measely, inventor of the hydrogen laser spotlight and father of Bill Measely, possibly might have taken control for a few seconds and turned up the power of the spotlight with some malevolent intent? Is the Nooz to blame because a few non-union sub-technicians were too slow to get out of the way of a piece of equipment that was swinging around wildly and sending out hot 1250° beams willy- nilly? The moguls of the Ralph A. Bennett Teasdale Corp. greet each fresh disaster here at the Nooz with a gleeful wringing of hands. They all cheered when we were forced to retract those statements we made about their involvement in international primate trading, and they gloated when our membership in the Arizona Newspaper Association was summarily cancelled. Yes, they would dearly love to regain control of this bastion of journalistic freedom, especially now that we are standing in the way of their insidious plans, but we have made up our minds to fight them come hell or high water. They've schemed and they've plotted and they've taken every advantage of calamity and bad luck, but each time we rise phoenix-like from the dusty ashes of humiliation and despair. Even the mighty and powerful Ralph A. Bennett Teasdale Corp. cannot for long quiet our tiny voice. The Nooz will not be silent! |
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