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NEW
THEORY PUBLISHED ON
PRIMATE LINE OF DESCENT
In
a paper presented last weekend to the Warsaw
Natural History Association, the eminent Dean of Polish
primatology Dr. Miedzyrzecz von Czechowice-Dziedzice
proposed an entirely new and revolutionary concept of the
primate line of descent, from the most primitive prosimian to
modern Homo. Using clear and concise terminology, the
well-known monkey researcher and academician emphasized
our close kinship with such primate species as the giant
mouse lemur and the great horned gibbon.
Dr. von Czechowice-Dziedzice,
who is from the city of
Sosnowiec-Walbrzch-on-Leszno and is Visiting Professor of
Primate Pathology at Budgoszcz University, praised the
tremendous contributions of his assistants Mazowiecki
Mazowiecka and Choszczno Koscierzyna in helping him to
calibrate correctly the genetic and taxonomic affiliations of
approximately 1,700 primate fossils. He also expressed his
deep gratitude to his assistants' assistants Bielawa Klodzko,
Jablonec Kluczbork, Ostrow Bielsk, Starachowice Wola,
Zamosc Lubelski, Dzierzoniow Prudnik and Radom
Brodnica, and to the assistants of his assistants' assistants
Bartsyce Gizcko, Tychy Swidnik, Pila Tomaszow, Swiebodzin Wielkopolski,
Kowicz Sochaczewzno, Augustow Szcytno,
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FIVE
FIDDLERS FRAMED
IN
FAKE FIG FIASCO
(UPI) Foix, France. The five French
fiddler
monkeys faulted on Friday in the fake fig fiasco
have been freed for further factfinding. The
furtive fiddlers were followed all the way from
Fourchambault Forest to Fontainebleau and
from Falaise to Fourmies before they were found
fat and full of figs on a fruit farm not far from
Fougeres. The five were forcibly ferried to Foix
to face the fury of their fellow frugivores, but
the flagrant and flawed falsehoods filed against
them finally favored the fivesome, and the
fatigued fiddlers feebly fled.
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