Hrmmph!
Hrmmph! Many well-intentioned people during the course of
my travels have asked me to tell them more about the giant pygmy
chimpanzee, Pan paniscus giganteus or umfalawi, so
I was very happy, indeed more than a little excited to be invited
by the Primate Nooz to describe for its wonderful readers
just what a complicated and interesting creature it really is. I
was so excited I forgot all about
my son's graduation from Sigsbee Junior Night College! I haven't
been that excited since I received the page proofs for my book Irish
Primates Through- out History and then got locked in an office
at the Museum for an entire weekend.
Of course, that was my first
book. I didn't get
nearly as excited when my second book was pub- lished, Monkeys
of the Dingle Peninsula, printed in English and Gaelic. And
by the time my third book came out, Pre-Roman Anthropoids of
Britain and Western Europe (in 3 vols.), I was hardly excited
at all. That's the way I've heard it was with other people.
Their first book comes out, they get real excited. Second and third
books, not nearly as excited.
It's the same way with articles.
I remember when my first monograph was published, Diet
Variability in West Irish Lesser Primates, I was so excited
I let my subscription to the Royal Museum Journal of the Cercopithecinae
lapse, and it caused quite a hoo-rah when I tried to have it reinstated.
But my latest offering, Rafting as an Explanation of
How Primates Crossed the Irish Sea, has barely gotten my blood
pressure up. Curious, isn't it?
Oh, yes, about the chimpanzees....
They inhabit the rubbery, high-canopy forest, they have round eyes
and are often dark-colored, they eat fruit from the rare aguruguguguru
tree from which they also get abundant nesting material, and they
are preyed on occasionally by the Togobogo screaming monkey eagle
and the so-called aguruguguguru tree python.
What else do you want to know. Hrmmph! Hrmmph!
WOW!! JEEPERS CREEPERS!! NOW YOU KIDS
WON'T HAVE TO RUN INTO ANOTHER ROOM WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR DAD ASKING,
"WHAT IS THE GIANT PYGMY CHIMPANZEE, ANYWAY?"
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