TIME-TRAVELING PRIMATES
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city's late edition newspapers the night before
last.
These wierd creatures are definitely not from our
time, said one knowledgeable Soviet expert.
Mr. Plotkin made appearances
both yesterday and
today on Let's Cook with Cabbage, the Sasha
Bobov Show, Dateline Braty-Bublinsk, and It's
All in the Stars with Evgenii Plubin, and was inter-
viewed by an Armenian talk radio host and by the
Russian national primatology newspaper Primatsiya
Primatsiya, giving rise to widespread speculation that
he might have made the whole thing up for publicity
reasons. Patrons at the Boar and Mink stated that
Mr. Plotkin was quite soused when he left the bar.
Since then there have been approximately
six
hundred and fifty-seven confirmed sightings of time-
traveling primates, along with two thousand and two
others that were questionable, eight thousand one
hundred and twenty that were honest mistakes, four
thousand eight hundred and seventy that turned out
to be clearly fraudulent, and one thousand five hun-
dred and ninety-one that are still under investigation.
This only includes those sightings from the immedi-
ate Braty-Bublinsk area.
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DINING
OUT WITH MISHA
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Once
again hallo my dear, hungry friends. Yes, that's right,
it's me, your old companion Misha. You are remembering
probably how I did use to give you the good advice within
regard to all best places to eat so as to get as possible
a decent meal. And perhaps I would ask for
an often donation so to help with me for going to restaurants
so much as to write these reviews you are liking. Please,
hungry friends, to accept me back and be reading again
Dining Out with Misha. Here are samples
of Coming reviews of restaurants in the Braty-Bublinsk
region:
Anton's
Land of Pizza: Anton has give you the square pizza,
and never will stiffs you out with extra cheese. All
that cabbage to eat for you. Also and cabbage
soup.
The
Beet & Potato: At least of two specialty items
on menu everydays, and they are beets and potatoes.
Is plenty of cabbage. Plus, the cabbage
soup!
Moldavia
Cooked Chicken: The bread is in staleness,
vegetables are the watery, always out of beverage,
but they also have a great cabbage bar. Also cabbage
muffins on Thursdays.
Goodbye
dear, hungry friends from Misha. See you the next time
arounding town, and don't forget a kopeck or two for Misha. |
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