Did you suffer from too much rain this year? Did the word 'rainforest' take on a whole new meaning? Are your habitats flooded, water-logged or even swampy?  You either need a very large sponge, or me, or both.  I'll come out and dig drainage ditches all over your habitat and leave you high and dry in no time.  Rates by the ditch.  Nick's Ditch Service, 22 Main St., Hellmouth.

Did you suffer from too little rain this year?  Did the monsoon pass you by? Are your habitats tinder dry, brown or scorched?  You either need a tropical depression, or me, or perhaps both.  I'll come out and seed the clouds over your habitat and have you singing in the rain in no time. Rates by the cloud or yearly.  Nick's Cloudseeding Service, 22 Main St., Hellmouth.

Lou's House of Leaves doesn't just have leaves anymore.  We have all kinds of tropical fruits too, like acerolas, litchis, mangos and mangosteens, rambutans, cherimoyas and durians.  Also rattan nuts in season, oilberries and gobo roots.  Our chef is a whiz at removing toxins.  Come in and find out. The first gobo root is always on the house.

You've probably heard how we renovated and repaired Sir Horton Measely's hydrogen laser spotlight. Well, that's not all we can do.  We can fix screw pistons, roller rails, hydrographs, weather buoys, cathode antennas, compression cranes, disk processors, cylinder levers, pulley shoes, eight-cycle crankshafts, ion tubes, gear stabilizers, trimetal vibrators, vapor generators, all kinds of carbon pulse x-ray devices, large and small wave magnets, electron switches, high and low frequency barium lenses, ink spreaders and a lot of other stuff. Check us out at Hellmouth Small Appliance Repair, 2nd and Vine, Hellmouth.