NOOZ:  “Hello?”
Caller:  “Please hello.”
NOOZ:  “Please hello to you too.”
Caller:  “Oh yes.”
NOOZ:  “We said HELLO!”
Caller:  “Yes please.”
NOOZ:  “We're waiting....”
Caller:  “Yes yes.”
NOOZ:  “OK, this has gone far enough.  Do you have a name?”
Caller:  “Poon.”
NOOZ:  “We didn't quite get that.”
Caller:  “POON.”
NOOZ:  “OK, Poon. What's your last name?”
Caller:  “Sanddandtundra.”
NOOZ:  “You've got to be kidding.  Where do they keep digging you guys up?”
Caller:  “In my case, it was north of Nepal.”
NOOZ:  “Oh yeah, we've heard of you.  You're the guy who sees primates that aren't there.”
Caller:  “I have seen giant monkeys.  At least three feet tall.”
NOOZ:  “And you found them, oh let's just take a wild guess.... NORTH OF NEPAL?”
Caller:  “Oh yes.”
NOOZ:  “You know, you have kind of a reputation for reporting primates that don't exist.”
Caller:  “Oh yes.”
NOOZ:  “And isn't it true that in school your instructors became fearful and your classmates took to avoiding you?”
Caller:  “Oh yes oh yes.”
NOOZ:  “Most of the members of your international team think you're loopy, don't they?”
Caller:  “Oh most certainly.”
NOOZ:  “So you do you expect us to believe anything you say?”
Caller:  “I have a heart as big as the Punjab.”
NOOZ:  “Uh-huh.”
Caller:  “And a spirit that stretches from the Kybher Pass to the Taj Mahal.”
NOOZ:  “Come on, were you in your tent?”
Caller:  “I was not in my tent, no.”
NOOZ:  “Uh-huh.”
Caller:  “I have seen them, I have.”
NOOZ:  “What kind of a name is Poon anyway?”
Caller:  “You people are having no class.”
NOOZ:  “Please goodbye.”