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Do you miss the old days when the fruit wagon would roll through
your home range? You'd hear the fruit man calling, Fruit,
fruit, and you'd get so excited. You'd climb or leap or swing
down to that gleaming white fruit wagon, and the fruit man would
have every kind of fruit you like at every stage of ripeness. Well,
you don't have to miss those days anymore, thanks to the Ralph A.
Bennett Teasdale Corporation, which is bringing a great idea back.
Soon, thousands of green and yellow electric fruit wagons
will be plying the rainforests from Bali-Bali to Borneo and from
Gabon to the Amazon, bringing you all the fruit you'll ever want,
and a bit more. For a map of prospective fruit wagon routes,
write to the Ralph A. Bennett Teasdale Corp., 99 Corporation Plaza,
Suite 1001, Cheesequake, AZ.
Don't know what to do with Junior in June? Open up your wallet
and send him to Piet's Primate Summer Camp. Make it possible
for him to spend a glorious two months swinging from tree to tree
and searching for food in the challenging but protected environment
of Kualakurun Primate Reserve on the strange and peculiarly-shaped
SE Asian island of Borneo. Three divisions according to canopy
level. Outdoor classes in obtaining water from leaves, knowing
your toxic vegetation, fruiting patterns of common rainforest trees,
predator dangers, and night nest building. Personally overseen by
the tall and lanky Dutch primatologist and tarsier expert Piet Mons
Apeldoorn and a thoroughly capable staff of native assistants. Anthropoids
and prosimians are welcome, but please, no tree shrews. Requests
for information will be forwarded gladly if mailed to: Piet's
Primate Summer Camp, c/o Primate Nooz Summer Camp Department,
Hellmouth, AZ.
John Barksdale Co., Inc., owners of the Old Primate Retirement
Home right here in Hellmouth, announces the opening of two new facilities,
the Even Older Primates Retirement Village out by the Used Tire
Reclaiming Yards, and the Practically Dead Primates Special Care
Center. If either of these categories applies to you, call us quickly
at 1-888-699-9999.
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