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Do you miss those old days when the fruit wagon
would roll through your home range? You'd hear the
fruit man calling, Fruit, fruit, and you'd get so
excited. You'd climb or leap or swing down to that
gleaming white fruit wagon, and the fruit man would
have every kind of fruit you like at every stage of
ripeness. Well, you don't have to miss those days
anymore, thanks to the Ralph A. Bennett Teasdale
Corporation, which is bringing a great idea back.
Soon, thousands of green and yellow electric fruit
wagons will be plying the rain-forests from Bali-Bali
to Borneo and from Gabon to the Amazon, bringing
you all the fruit you'll ever want, and a bit more. For
a map of prospective fruit wagon routes, write to the
Ralph A. Bennett Teasdale Corp., 99 Corporation
Plaza, Suite 1001, Cheesequake, AZ.
Don't know what to do with Junior in June? Open
up
your wallet and send him to Piet's Primate Summer
Camp. Make it possible for him to spend a glorious
two months swinging from tree to tree and searching
for food in the challenging but protected environ-
ment of Kualakurun Primate Reserve on the strange
and peculiarly-shaped SE Asian island of Borneo.
Three divisions according to canopy level. Outdoor
classes in obtaining water from leaves, knowing your
toxic vegetation, fruiting patterns of some common
rainforest trees, predator dangers, and night nest
building. Personally overseen by the tall and lanky
Dutch primatologist and tarsier expert Piet Mons
Apeldoorn and a thoroughly capable staff of native
assistants. All anthropoids and prosimians are wel-
come, but please, no tree shrews. Any requests for
information will be forwarded if mailed to: Piet's
Primate Summer Camp, c/o Primate Nooz Summer
Camp Department, Hellmouth, AZ.
John Barksdale Co., Inc., owners of the Old Primate
Retirement Home right here in Hellmouth, announces
the opening of two new facilities, the Even Older
Primates Retirement Village out by the Used Tire
Reclaiming Yards, and the Practically Dead Primates
Special Care Center. If either of these categories
applies to you, call us quickly at 1-888-699-9999.
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